Good morning everyone and welcome back to the Breakroom! We have been having a very busy month over here so we are still working towards building up a routine podcast release. For those wondering there are two big methods for podcasts, there are those who really do record and release every week. This is great for shows about current events so they can be up-to-date but it does require the podcast to be on top of this every week and can be tricky if they were to be on vacation or having personal issues. A more common method, which is what I believe is best for us, is to have a “bank” of episodes ready to go so we have recorded two or three in advance and then still record at least one new one each week. This way they can already be scheduled and put out if we were to be out of the office for a week. That is the method we are planning on doing, but still requires quite a bit of work because of how I research and prepare for an episode. Once this is in place, I do love the idea of also trying to add in a second episode each week to act as a much shorter episode which can focus on topics that came up that week or perhaps draw upon business topics that are not likely to come up in The Office that we want to bring up. But we are working on them so please standby!
Working on them this holiday weekend is a big goal but like I said we have a lot going on. The Duluth-Superior Pride is this weekend and disappointingly we will have to miss the big events as we are hosting the bachelor party for my brother-in-law (my husband is the best man which is why we are hosting it at our place). My fellow nerds out there will be happy to know that the night will consist of some killer barbecue, a unique Dungeons and Dragon one shot, and then an assortment of board games, Magic the Gathering, and Mario Party that people can choose from. So nothing crazy but should be an amazing night. After that, my goal is get organized and work on the podcast to make progress.
Aside from that, our main goal lately has been keeping up on our recent motivation to get back to the gym. We are at about a month (give or take) but I can say that I am already down 10+ pounds since the beginning of July. Besides just trying to get active, I have very much adopted tracking my calories and being very particular with my food. While this method is not for everyone, I chose to do this because I am a very snack-orientated person. I found myself using an obscene amount of sugar in all of my morning coffee, snacking on sweets throughout the day, and just simply eating even if I wasn’t necessarily hungry. So I understood myself well enough to know that I require that extra discipline and accountability. My actual snacking is down, instead focusing on 2-3 meals and then usually protein smoothies in the morning and evening. But my morning coffee and all of that sugar was, in my opinion, my big obstacle to address and it was when I swung by the coffee shop that I remembered how much I love a Nitro cold brew. It is the only form of coffee I can actually drink black so I have been stocking up on canned Starbucks Nitro but I am seriously considering getting a maker. The big cannisters are almost $200, but then there are these smaller versions that might be a wise purchase in the long run. I just wanted to share with you all how I’ve been working on myself as of late and maybe if there are others out there hoping to jumpstart their own regimen. And truly the most important thing I’ve learned, and confirmed by a friend of mine who is very much invested in his own physical transformation, is that it is all about just getting out there and doing something. Don’t have the motivation for a run on the treadmill; just walk. Those 20 pound weights too heavy; go with the 15s. And if you need encouragement, then please just give us a shout out here because Breakroom Breakdown has your back and knows you can do it.
Now that we are thoroughly caught up with what is going on here, let us get into the Breakdown!
You will recall that when we were last at Dunder Mifflin, Michael had to be escorted ahead of his two week notice because he chose to form his own paper company. He begged and pleaded with people to come and when it seemed like no one believed in his idea, Pam decided to follow after and become a salesman at his new company.
This obviously resulted in a bit of a shakeup, namely with Charles Miner continuing to run the branch and he chose to put Kevin in charge of the phones. Not to say anything negative about Kevin but as Jim puts it, he does about as well as one would expect someone like him would do. Answering the phone is the easy part, but his struggle is his inability to being able to then transfer the call to the appropriate person. With everyone’s help and motivation he was finally able to get Andy’s call to him; after about three tries.
The exciting part of the day was it was Pam’s first official day at the Michael Scott Paper Company. While the rest of the office (aside from Jim) didn’t remain in touch with her, I did because I really did want to know how it was going. Michael was still bitter about me not going with so I suppose that is understandable. They were very optimistic, which is what I believe you need a large quantity of when you leave your steady job to open up a new company like that. For instance, Apple originally started in a garage but as they were working out of Michael’s condo they already had a leg up on them from where they were housed day one. Since they didn’t have the time to prep and plan for the company, they are very much making it up as they go along. Michael’s interpretation of this is stocking up on office supplies and then hoping a large breakfast of French toast would fuel their motivation.
Very quickly Pam realized how nervous and terrified Michael was in that he hung himself up on French toast as he tried to figure out what to do next. He had no clients, he spilled batter into his crocs, and he felt like a failure. Thankfully he was not alone, because he had Pam to bring him to his senses. She suggested they start with a list of the tasks they need to complete that day so they can start with the easier tasks. This is really not a bad suggestion. Having a list of your day is never a bad thing but especially when you are feeling overwhelmed, the logic is to not just work through your tasks but to also build your confidence. By getting a sense of accomplishment by completing tasks (no matter how small) you are more confident and are more prepared to tackle the bigger tasks. This does work, I mentioned earlier about my friend giving advice on my gym motivation and he really emphasized that by focusing on both cardio and strengths (rather than just just cardio to cut, for instance) you will have those days where you start to notice slight improvements that really give you the confidence to keep going. And I will say those small victories really do change your perspective; I was feeling pretty good with my look today and my whole day did seem to be better.
So Pam convinced Michael to adhere to the list and begin formulating what needs to be done. She was able to clear off “do a work out” and “eat a breakfast” very quickly. His big goal is to “assemble a sales team” of the best sales people he knows, and then they actually have a meeting scheduled with a potential investor. Once he starts going through the list he really did start to become calmer. Pam describes it well in that in relationships, sometimes when someone breaks down it oddly prompts the other person to be calmer. Unfortunately, they need to also add “find office” to that list because their first official piece of mail is a warning from the condo association for running a business from his place.
This doesn’t slow them down from pursuing their dream team of sales people. First one up is Vikram, the top sales man from the telemarketing company Michael had worked at for a period and he jumped at the chance. They then came up to a bowling alley where Michael claimed to have to use the bathroom, but in reality he wanted to convince our old friend Ryan Howard to come (who is now blonde and tan following his trip to Thailand). Well this dream team heads over to the local retirement home where they have a meeting with an investor. That investor? Michael’s grandmother and her investment club. You’d think it would have been an automatic yes but she really puts him through the ringer to try and defend his company and his team. Unfortunately, it ends up being a hard no and this where things start to fall apart as Vikram sees this as a sign this was a mistake and he should head back. Pam also starts to panic as their master plan starts to slip away from them.
This is now Michael’s turn to rise to the occasion and build some comfort and he decides to do this by finding their new office space. He was able to get ahold of Billy (the building manager of the office park) and he actually does have something that is cheap and available. Turns out it is technically a closet, but it is big enough for tiny company and officially forms their homebase. And it provides that comfort Pam needed, that it proves the company is still real. More importantly, it keeps them right near Dunder Mifflin and as they say, “Keep your friends close.”
You may be wondering what was happening at Dunder Mifflin this day? Now that it is clear Charles is hanging around for a bit, they decide to start to get to know him better. And by getting to know him better, they can start to kiss up to him. Andy was able to figure out that Charles is a huge fan of soccer (as known by Americans but this is properly known as football), and then everyone is suddenly a big fan of the sport. Now I am not a big sports guy by any means, but if I was going to try to get into a sport it would be soccer. It is very hard to tell but it does feel like Charles is completely oblivious to everyone is just faking it. I know this because Charles tried to include Jim in the conversation, which he declined because he doesn’t watch the sport, but then caved and admitted he loves to play it. Dwight catches this lie and convinces the office to play a game after work, all to prove Jim cannot play the sport. Charles loves the idea and suddenly he loves Jim despite having been incredibly apprehensive of him the entire time. They get to the game and for the most part it seems to be going fine, until a kick from Charles goes towards Jim who ducked and this caused the ball to strike Phyllis in the face. Charles is livid towards Jim and they all pile on him for avoiding such a shot rather than taking it. I’m just going to say that with the kick that was at him, I would argue you’d need to be a professionally to feel comfortable in intercepting this so everyone can just get off Jim’s back. Charles is angry at himself and taking it out on Jim; but Jim shouldn’t have lied about playing unless he was prepared to back it up so it is also on him.
And that is this week’s Breakdown! I hope everyone can enjoy this holiday weekend and they do it safely. Those in the Duluth-Superior area (or close by) please come on out for the Pride weekend which will have events up until Sunday night, you can find out more at https://www.duluthsuperiorpride.com/.
And I hope to have more updates for you this next week with our podcast so we can get some regular episodes going as we intend to. And as always, I’ll see you around the Breakroom!







