Good morning everyone and welcome back to the breakroom! Now, if you are situated here in the Midwest you have most likely been dealing with exponential snow that has come to grace us, right after we officially went into spring. I just checked, and we here in Duluth, MN received 16 inches over the course of just this last weekend. That being said, it is currently snowing (again) so I am sure we can expect more. I have not done a deep dive on our total snow for the year, but I am almost certain we just received more in one weekend than we did all winter. But between shoveling your snow and trying to find your winter gear that you put away in storage, you took the time to swing by to say hi and get a breakdown. For that, I am so grateful and let us get right into what happened at the office today!
You did choose an amazing day to pop in, because today is our big Casino Night! This has been organized by Michael in cooperation with the corporate office, but we have transformed our warehouse into a casino that everyone is encourage to come to attend. Instead of winning money, all the proceeds will towards charity. But there will also be live entertainment as well as a cash bar, so the expectations are high for a fun night. Most importantly, it is about doing our part of charity. As Michael puts it, “because of him a Child in the Congo will have a belly full of rice.” Humble words.
This is also one of the few times that everyone is truly on board with one of Michael’s big plans. Dwight showed up early in an actual tuxedo; evidently his grandfather was buried in it, making it a family heirloom. I was very tempted to ask him to elaborate on that story, but I decided it was best to let it be. Pam is also excited because she is a “roulette expert” meaning she is sure to win. Dwight calls this out right away because roulette, like all casino activities, is a game of random odds and luck. There are those who will argue poker requires a great level of skill, but I’m going to give a hot take and say no, it does not. The only skill you can truly have is learning to read people and be able to bluff, but the cards dealt are all random. I am not actually a fan of poker, if you couldn’t tell, and I hope you will not come at me with pitchforks and torches for that hot take on the game. However, Jim does let Dwight know that he is able to provide skill to roulette because he can simply stop it wherever he likes with telekinesis. To prove to Dwight this is a real power, he is able to make the coat stand near reception move from his desk, with just the power of his mind. It is not often I see Dwight truly shocked by something, but he was completely blown away by this. Incidentally, when Dwight wasn’t looking I did see Pam move an umbrella from under her desk back to the rack. But I’m sure there is no connection for those of you who believe Jim to be truly telekinetic, and not simply one of his silly pranks.
Now, being the day of the event you’d think we’d have all final the details figured out, such as what charity are we donating to? Turns out, no, you do not need to have that sorted out at this point. Michael initially announces that we are donating to Boy Scouts of America, to which Oscar was a bit annoyed because we also donate to them. Michael’s defense is they need our help given that they do not have the cookies to sell like Girl Scouts do. But I sensed his may have changed gears when he was told by Toby that no boy scouts would be at the event to collect the check because it’s on a week night, at an event with alcohol, in a dangerous warehouse, which is being catered by Hooters. To which Michael reminded us all of his dislike towards Toby and Human Resources, but I will remind you that HR employees simply enforce the rules, they are rarely responsible for making them. After this it sounds like Michael is going to have the money goes to AIDS, or Aide to Afghanistan, or something along those lines. He initially wanted to do Comic Relief, but it sounds like that no longer exists? But the good news is, that whoever is the top chip leader tonight will win a mini refrigerator (donated by Vance Refrigeration) as well as $500 to donate to a charity of their choice. I heard Creed was thinking of donating to a soup kitchen in town, while Kelly would do Kobe Bryant’s charity.
While everyone was finishing up work and preparing for the big event tonight, Pam decided to keep doing some wedding planning and this time Jim actually helped her. I guess no one really care about working today since the two of them just sat in the conference room, watching tapes of possible wedding bands for Pam and Roy’s wedding. Incidentally, included on that list is Kevin’s band, Scrantonicity. And a big surprise for Pam, I know Roy actually offers the job to them so this is great news for Kevin and his band!
Continuing to prep for the evening, Michael actually is trying to land a date for the evening. He invites both Carol (his realtor) and then Jan and they both agree to attend the casino night! You might think Michael is just that smooth, but I think Pam had a hand in his landing both of them. Turns out, Pam will sometimes delay transferring over a call. He will often say something silly or stupid, and then on his second take he typically will be more professional. Now, I know we all want to be fun and cool while on the phone, but conducting ourselves with a professional etiquette is truly important. Obviously, speaking to a stranger versus someone you already know can be a bit different in how you can sometimes act. But when it’s relating to business, you really need to watch your tone and conduct yourself with a professional demeaner1. Basically, pay attention to second attempt Michael, not first attempt.
With that, we finally got to get down to the warehouse, dressed to the nines, to experience the wonder of our casino night! Besides roulette they also had poker and craps available with multiple tables, so there was a lot of opportunity to play tonight. I started with the roulette, but it gets a bit stale after awhile because it doesn’t feel like you’re doing much. Craps was pretty exciting, mainly because Dwight got on to a hot streak for awhile. He got so excited he actually kissed Angela, and she was very quick to slap him away. Although, did I sense a small smile after this happened? I mostly stuck with the poker tables; I won, I lost, it wasn’t really my night. Phyllis and Pam both were having some pretty big wins throughout the night, but the real winner was Creed. He actually was the chip leader at the end of the night so he walked away with that new refrigerator! Overall, it was one of the most fun events we’ve had. I was surprised when I noticed both Jim and Pam had disappeared. They seemed to be having a great time so I’m not sure why they would have bailed before the night was over. Jan also seemed a bit off, and if I didn’t know any better I’d swear she was jealous of how well Michael and Carol were getting along. But of course, I’m not one to gossip.
And with that, this was our big night! Nothing too crazy happening, nor with any major educational opportunities. I decided to give you a pretty easy day before going into the weekend with no homework. I suppose I can say, we should take a page out of Michael’s book and should all do our part for charity. This could be volunteering at a soup kitchen, writing a check at a fundraiser, leading a non-profit organization, or perhaps taking part in the Cheerio Challenge to get back at a billionaire trying to buy up your town. I better stop there before I get too testy, but perhaps watch out for one of my hot takes on that situation.
Thank you for joining me here in the breakroom for our breakdown, and as always I will see you around the breakroom!
- (2023, February 3). An Essential Guide to Proper Phone Etiquette (With Tips). Indeed. Retrieved March 28, 2024, from https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/career-development/phone-etiquette ↩︎
